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Thursday, 13 September 2007 |
There are two types of people when it comes to dancing. Those who want to dance and those who don't.
The trouble is they're usually married to each other. Men only ever really master one dance. The last one of the night where you and your chosen date (the girl no one else has asked) shuffle round slowly in short circles while you carefully attempt to lower your hands on to her backside. If they weren't removed within a few seconds you'd be quick stepping it to the bedroom. Sadly, I never got as far as the dance.
Another series of Strictly Come Dancing starts next month with the line-up rumoured to include EastEnders barmaid Sharon, Letitia Dean (left) at 4/1, ex-England footballer John Barnes at 9/2 and Rod Stewart's model wife Penny Lancaster at 14/1.
You'd suspect any girl dancing up close and personal with John Barnes wouldn't have to worry too much about her rear side.
Celebrity couple Gabby & Kenny Logan are also expected to be in the line-up for the show. Hills expect Gabby to progress further than her husband and offer 1/2 she does and 6/4 that Kenny outlasts his wife. In my experience with marriage, the wife always outlasts the husband.
Paddy Power Betting: 11/4 Gethin Jones, 4/1 Letitia Dean, 9/2 John Barnes, 6/1 Gabby Logan 8/1 Kenny Logan, 8/1 Kelly Brook, 10/1 Kate Garraway, 12/1 Alesha Dixon, 14/1 Penny
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 30 September 2007 )
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